' I mean hello guys she's a California native! Don't they all speak like they're stoners from the early 90's? It was pretty clear why everyone put her on such a high pedestal. No one seemed to like the fact that she was 19 but read like she was 12, (which was super adorable) or that her vocabulary only seemed to consist of ' dude, righteous, or stoked. After skimming a ton of reviews, I've noticed that I'm the only reader who thought she was original. She moves to Minnesota to attend college, bringing her outdated slang and DIY t-shirts with her. We know very little about her, but what we do know is that she's perfect.

Kate Sedgwick, surfer chick from California. Could I bash it's head against something to make it STFU - to make it go away? Nope, and that was the problem. Brightside reminded me ALOT of this Barbie. Anywho, she had a button you could press on her back, and every time you did she would say, ' Hey, I'm Barbie, something, something, something, ' and OMG yall, it was the most annoying thing ever! I got so tired of hearing her say the same thing over and over again, I ended up bashing her head against the edge of my dresser until finally, she no longer had a damn thing to say. She came with this ugly ass plaid outfit, and I knew I didn't want her, but hey, mama ain't raise no ungrateful babies.

W hen I was little I used to have this Barbie.

The bright side kim holden